Name: Uncle Thorstein
Occupation: Writer.
Earn: Money.
Live: At home.
Family: My computer, TV and video.
And my demons.
Best friend: Marcus H.
Home page: The one you visit now,
dummy!
Favourite motto: Way make it the easy way
when you can make it the
hard way.
Eye colour: Bloodshot.
Hairstyle: Located on the head and
contains of a lot of hair.
Body: Looks like a humans.
Eat: Food.
Drink: Liquid.
Best ability: I'm best at everything!
And I never brag.
Stop this crap now!  Take a shit!

Uncle Thorstein lacks drawing talent (just as everything else) so this pic makes him look better than he really is.
A young Uncle Thorsteins bad attempt to draw a picture off himself.

Uncle Thorstein is a writer. He writes words that become sentences. He think that feels nice.

When Uncle Thorstein has failed, which he does very often, he transforms into Terrible Thorstein. That makes him more dangerous than usual.

This is Uncle Thorsteins mental status

Guestbook

Concerning Uncle Thorstein one thing is certain - nothing is certain. Not even Marcus can stand him...


Marcus H is the result of the mixture of two persons from two pitiful little Swedish villages called Säffle and Enviken... Marcus is a very normal person, an extremely normal person, well actually so normal not even an alarm would notice him. But he hasn't tried that ability, yet...

This is Marcus future outlook.

Important: Don't even think that Marcus is the same person as Uncle Thorstein. They aren't the same at all...